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Jim's page o' fun
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Stuff you may want to know before reading way ahead
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Hi, my name is Jim and as you may have guessed, I am a complete and utter idiot. Yet, I am loved by millions and millions of people. I'm 14 years of age and live in the state presently known as Ohio. Me and my friends enjoy getting drunk, getting high, getting girls knocked up, and many other things. You see, the cows graze in the meadow due to the fact that my friends and I continue to hold up the fort and fight for the pigs. In my deluted mind, i see a future where I can get thousands of women, take them to my house, and rape them everynight. However, my dream cannot come true without your support. Everyone get out there and rape rape rape!!! My dream must come true... I must prevail.. Well, read on....
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If you know who I am, you probably know that this site isn't going to include just 5 topics. I'll probably critcize the homeless, talk about retards I know, make fun of my friends, give info on anything that comes to mind, discuss cardboard boxes, discuss crazy stuff i've done, and so on... If you are offended by any of this, you can hold my friend Ryan Kavick highly responsible. I will probably make fun of Ryan more than anyone, due to the fact that he's such an idiot, so you should probably just blame him.... uhhhh... Read on my children
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This page right now is under heavy construction, so don't piss on my rug with complaints. I'd like to hear some opinions on what to put on this baby. Any suggestions are welcome. Just e-mail me kids, it won't hurt you at all!!! I swear!!! For every suggestion i get from someone, that person will be raped by me!!! Yeah baby!! Anyway, seeya later kids.
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